MY BUTT IS BIG! Bootylicious!

My Butt is BIG.

And ROUND like the LETTER C
And ten thousand LUNGES
Have made it ROUNDER
But not Smaller
And that's just fine.

It's a space Heater
For my side of the BED
It's my ambassador
To those who walk behind me
It's a border Collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.

My BUTT is BIG
And that's just fine
And those who might scorn it
Are invited to KISS IT.
JUST DO IT.

Nike.women.com.

Wan-Ling(Taylor), Gillian, Melanie and Yoges (below)~ My colleagues at Phileo Allied Malaysia Berhad.

GENTING HIGHLANDS RETREAT: Left-standing, Wan-ling(Taylor),Gillian, Melanie and Yoges (below)...Phileo Allied Malaysia Berhad Officers! We were going to Genting Highlands for a retreat. We are gonna ride on roller coasters!!!! Whhoooeyyy!
We started out early in the morning to avoid the jam. It wasn't a Public Holiday so the Amusement Park will not be packed....It was a weekday and we had all planned for it....There were a lot of parking space on that particular day, the clouds were out and the wind was blowing, it was cold and chilly.....

I had personally brought along a THICK SWEATER made from WOOL...Here I took snap shots of the roller coasters which we were gonna ride.....They looked like this:

The sunset was even more beautiful when the sky cleared......

PRAISE THE LORD , we came home safely. We had lunch and dinner PAID at GENTING HIGHLANDS. We claimed our money back when we went back to work - it was a company trip.

Therese's GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!(far left -sitting)

Therese is 24years old. She's engaged and just recently sent me a wedding card invitation! She's GETTING MARRIED! ( I managed to pass it to her an angpow by my boss and I ~ on the table laid infront of her )......She's organizing a reunion dinner above and invited my her good friend and colleague before she goes on her honeymoon with her husband to-be! Therese is my best colleague in town and I don't wanna see her get hurt. But I didn't tell her about the odds and ends of marriage because some things are meant to be felt and not told.....I could tell her a thousand words before hand but I wanted her to feel for herself the love that God had created...for her and only for her alone!!!

She told me she's going to honeymoon in Singapore because she likes to go there! I can imagine because her spouse soon to-be is from Johore! I wish her all the best in life and bid her a life full of fortune......
By the way, Therese paid for my dinner because I gave her an angpow.......Thanks and I love ya all!

LEARN TO TRUST in order to LEARN HOW TO SAVE....!

I have been saving for a brand new pair of "Shoes"! I earn a living and I pay my bills on time.....I listened to my mother for advice and I just LOVE to SHOP!! a whole lot! I have been saving for a NEW pair of shoes since my pet dog, Narby bit my shoes to pieces! But I didn't beat up the dog because deep down inside me, I knew it was time for a new pair of shoes....this is just God's way of saying,"Taylor, breathe and go shopping......"

This is how I have my breakfast just to ease my mother's hand so she will let me go out and have some fun!
I prepare and make my breakfast and use my own hands...!
I praise her a lot!
I shower her with food and serve her!
I tell her of my plight!
Hooray! I am going SHOPPING! By the way,.....this was my breakfast with my own two hands....MAGGIE MEE KARI FLAVOURED WITH HARD-BOILED EGG! ( which I made myself - the egg!)

 IT TASTE TERRIFIC and I also cooked another bowl for my mother so she will let me out of the house! Emmm. Yum. Yum.

Mee Lee, Diane, Wahida, Danish, Lai Sim and I , the photographer.

The Six of Us, Mee Lee,Diane,Wahida,Danish,Lai Sim and I, were on an expedition to capture the SuperMoon on March 19th, Saturday yesterday. Everything went on SUCCESSFULLY. I praise the Lord that nothing out of the extraordinary, happened...We were listening to Katy Perry's new album and she was singing "E.T."(Extra Terrestrial).

Banquishing our eerie thoughts aside, we waded as much far out from the little stream that leads to the river/ dam....into the sea....

OUR POSTS WERE APPROVED BY THE AUTHORITIES. OUR MISSION POSSIBLE ~ Succcessful.

We came home, resumed our normal post and duties, and just recently I received a call from my good friend, Wahida, that she was down with 'flu'.......,Danish had a terrible migraine, I had a scratch on my arm without me noticing it, Mee Lee had a slight fever (or could it be she was having her periods???)Diane and Lai Sim both got scolded by their parents and had a gruesome "FIGHT". Amen.

Wan-Ling(Taylor), Sun Jian,Kok Leng and Choi Fong.

These are my colleagues and I. We went on an outing at a Taman Rimba. I know it is very dangerous but we work as a team. We stayed together at all times. We all know the story of creation. We were armed. We were packed with food. We were ready for self-defense. We are all having FUN!

 I, personally like to bring a jacket with me because I can't stand cold. I wear it at all times because it is chilly in the morning. During the adventure-packed journey and sweat at the park I had to carry SunJian with Choi Fong because she sprained her knee and it was about to rain and we had to hurry. We dare not rest at a shady bush or a ranshaken barn for fear of it being haunted. We don't have menpower with us. We were all "girls"!

We stayed at a restaurant while the rain began to pour. We brought some money and pay for our food. We ate and chatted about ghost stories. I, being the oldest ,(but I look just like them), suggest that we don't arouse attention because we were pure girls. They don't know that I was once married because I didn't tell them. I just help them as they go along.

Kok Leng had her shirt and blouse torned as she brushed against a high parit fence. She nearly bruised her body but she didn't bleed. There was a big 'torn' and part of her body was exposed. I offered her my jacket because she seems a pretty girl and nowadays when anybody sees a sexy body part, they are immediately attracted by them. She took it gracefully and understood my message of percaution. I want to arrive home with a clean "rapport".

NOTHING HAPPENED. Praise the Lord! We had a "boring" and dull luncheon and each of us departed for home. I went home with a dirty jacket and washed it with Daia detergent and used Softlan to make it perfumed. "That girl has an 'odour'!" ( I can't help it, I just had to say, I'm sorry! )

A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER is at your DOORSTEP.

Luck or fortuity is good or bad fortune in life caused by accident or chance and attributed by some to reasons of faith or superstition, which happens beyond a person's control. Luck is something you believe in. If you think you are not lucky, you most certainly won't be. If you think that you are, almost anything is possible. That is why lucky charms and talismans comes in handy.....(business). A four-leaf CLOVER is often considered to bestow GOOD LUCK.

Often mothers are not advised, or entirely out of the question, be allowed to gamble. The family's food is in their hands. Mothers are the sole food providers, food makers, food organisers of the household.Nobody would allow food to diminish from their own mouths. At every opportune time, the stomach growls and beg for food. In short, everybody is always hungry and searching for food. So the ones destined to provide food and to prepare food and to organise the food supply or storage are certainly NOT allowed to gamble with their money given to buy food.

Chances are, once you're married, most certainly you turned into a mother yourself. Marriage made me the servant for food. Marriage made me a prisoner for food. Marriage turns my freedom from ecstasy to fulfillment for the stomach. Survival searching for money to buy food. Praise your mothers on high.

There is a way to always better your days of marriage. Always BUY FOOD. Buy only ONE thing that is FOOD. Food for the soul. Food for the heart. Food in exchange for money. Food can satisfy a man's desire. Food can cleanse a broken heart. Food can bestow good fortune on a mother who can take care of a man's need.....his stomach. Amen.